He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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