If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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