So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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