i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Randomize