We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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