did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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