wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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