Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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