Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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