oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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