I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Randomize
