Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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