even my farts smell like vagina
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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