I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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