White coat. Heels.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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