i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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