The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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