I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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