she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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