I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
