whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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