Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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