i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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