Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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