About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Randomize
