What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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