My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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