if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I've blown a few things in my day
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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