Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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