you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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