Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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