The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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