i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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