Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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