marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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