I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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