YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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