I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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