...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
