Are we in a gay sports bar?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Randomize
