? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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