you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I pour the whiskey from now on
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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