Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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