dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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