Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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