ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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