Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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