a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
