There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I'm like, not good at living.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
