So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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