Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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