Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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