Barsexuality is the new black.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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