I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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