even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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