I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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