You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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