I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
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